Inventory

[ratherdoweddings]

Keeping
-Champion Uniform - A skintight grey bodysuit. Who put these on them? Gross.
-Helmet - A football helmet. Painted with stars.
-Paperwork - A large stack of paperwork with Nergal Heavy Industries letterhead. Even in a world where everything's digital, you still always find yourself signing forms.
-Desktop Sun Lamp - A miniature sun lamp. It perfectly imitates the conditions of Earth sunlight, but it's no substitute for the real thing.
-Holographic Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.
-Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.
-Childhood Photo - A framed photo of two kids and a bunch of flowers.
-Blueprints - Whatever this is for, it's not the space station you're on.
-Margulis's Letter - The same letter of apology read in trial 3.
-McBurn's Letter - An apology for trying to sacrifice her and everyone else, and thanking her for treating him with respect.
-Rukia's Letters - A stack of envelopes tied together, addressed to Rukia's brother. They're unopened.
-Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is purple.
-Gekiganger Plush - A happy stuffed toy of a merchandisable robot. The copyright tag says 2095 with a reprint 100 years later. Must be popular!
-Otamatone - It's an Otamatone. It looks like a music note with a smiley face, but when you squeeze its cheeks it lets out a plaintive whine in varying pitch.
-Master Key - A small, unassuming gold key. Might be important.
-Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
-Idol Outfit - Want to try and become an idol to save your job from a conspiracy? A dress with a butt bow and giant hairbow is just the thing.
-Captain's Uniform: Like capelets, heels, and minidresses? Course you do. Baton and key card not included. (retrieved from Ricky's room)
-Bunny Suit: A fluffy white bunny mascot suit. Advertisers love it! (retrieved from Lightning's room)

Can Trade
-Office Chair - A wheeled office chair with armrests. Very comfortable.
-Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
-Inflatable Swimming Pool (x2) - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.
-Hand Sanitizer (x3) - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.
-Anti-emetic Medication (x2) - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti!
-Coffee (x2) - A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.
-Multivitamins (x2) - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals.
-Hot Chocolate - A packet of powdered chocolate. Mix it with hot milk or water for a warm, delicious treat.
-Heavy-Duty Painkillers - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone."
-Coffee - A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret.
-Mild Painkiller (x2) - A small bottle that says NSAID pain reliever/fever reducer on the side. Contains about 20 pills.
-Tea (x3) - A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.
-Gelatin (x2) - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.
-After-dinner mints (x2) - A plastic tub full of soft, sugary dessert mints. They melt in your mouth.
-Trumpet - It's a trumpet, for people who like to toot their own horn.
-Helmet (x2) - A glass helmet made to protect the wearer's face from the cold, remorseless void of space. If you're six and think that sticking a fishbowl on your head makes you a spaceman, that is.
-Tarot (x2) - A deck of tarot cards. The artwork is truly beautiful.
-Blanket - A very large, very soft blanket. It looks like wool, but it feels like being wrapped in a big warm cloud.
-Vuvuzela (x2) - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
-Cloth Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.
-Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes cheap.
-Glitter Cannon - A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse.
-Slippers (x2) - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.
-NORA Special - A can labeled NORA Special. The contents smell like meat, seafood, and...fruit?
-Antibiotic Gel - A gel with antibiotic properties. Makes wounds heal 40% faster than soap and water alone.
-Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like cotton candy.
-Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
-Chemise - A girl's chemise, made out of sturdy but thin fabric. The front of it is splattered in dried blood.
-Mini Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.
-Christine Junior (x2) - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.
-Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
-Clown Painting - A painting of a clown. The work is so impeccable, it's almost lifelike.
-Dress Outfit - A fancy dress outfit including pants, a frilly dress shirt, and a wine-colored vest.

No Longer Has (given away, consumed, destroyed, etc.)
-Fruit and Nut Basket (x2) - A large red straw basket filled with oranges, grapefruits, several varieties of apples, pecans, walnuts, and Brazil nuts. Unfortunately, a nutcracker is not included. (one shared with Kurumi, one eaten alone)
-After-dinner mints - A plastic tub full of soft, sugary dessert mints. They melt in your mouth. (eaten)
-Latex Dams - A box of ten brand new multicolored dams. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic! (thrown at Bolton with prejudice)
-Personal Massager - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted. (thrown into the trash compactor)
-Mini Cheese Wheel (x4) - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow. (one received from Natsuhi; all eaten)
-Carbuncle Plush - A very cute plush. (given to Lightning)
-Potato Chips (x3) - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good? (two eaten, one shared)
-Coffee - A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret. (used to fertilize the rosemary)
-Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive. (used in the case 3 afterparty)
-Chocolates - A bag of small, bell-shaped chocolates. The tag sticking out of the wrapper says "Physical Affections". (eaten)
-Plastic Knife - A plastic replica of a survival knife. (given to Lightning)
-Apron - An apron with a thin belt that could be used to fasten it. (given to Thomasin)
-Children's Clothing - Very old-fashioned clothing small enough to fit a child. One looks like a light-colored dress, while the other is a light grey overcoat and breeches. They're both splattered in blood. (blood has been washed out) (given to Thomasin)
-White Mug - A simple white coffee mug with Kurumi's name on it plus a small caricature of her face. (given to Kurumi)
-Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe). (abandoned during the Week 4 investigation)
-Plumbus - Well, it's either a sex toy or a shower aid. Or both. Probably both. At least it comes with an owner's manual. (thrown into the trash compactor)
-Frozen Pizza - A frozen pizza. This one is supreme-style. (tried to cook it and made a mess)
-Bottled Water - A bottle of clear mountain spring water. (tried to cook it and made a mess)
-Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple. (tried to cook it and made a mess)
-Engagement Pendant - A silver pendant on a silver chain. Holding it feels like a promise. (retrieved from Lightning's room, given to Xander)
-Motive Envelope, Week 1 - Reads, "Misumaru Yurika condemned the survivors of her colony to death after coming to save them." (incinerated)
-Tiny Car - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. (beaten up and sent back down the dumbwaiter)
-Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin. (traded to Natsuhi)
-Walking Stick - A simple wooden walking stick. It has a tasteful corkscrew design. (given to the Doctor)
-Mustache - A reusable fake mustache with curly ends, much like the mustache sported by the detective Hercule Poirot. (given to Jane)